United removes Doug Batchelor from plane for carrying “Sword of the Spirit”

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — United Airlines confirmed that it had removed veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor from a flight leaving Sacramento International Airport this afternoon. Batchelor Read more […]

Doug Batchelor wins Spectrum Magazine’s Adventist of the Year award

ROSEVILLE, CALIF. — In a surprise win that has left the editors of Spectrum Magazine completely dumbfounded, conservative Adventist evangelist and Amazing Facts presenter Doug Batchelor won Read more […]

Doug Batchelor to join James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — CBS announced this morning that a “different kind of passenger” would be joining James Corden in an upcoming version of his extremely popular Carpool Karaoke segments. The Read more […]

Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

LANSING, Mich. — Earlier today, Lansing police removed a large statue of Nebuchadnezzar which had been erected to advertise a Doug Batchelor Amazing Facts Daniel and Revelation event. Lansing Read more […]

Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The first-ever Preach-Off between veteran Adventist evangelists, Dwight Nelson and Doug Batchelor, has been scheduled to coincide with the March 25 box office opening of Read more […]

Pope sends Doug Batchelor a Christmas card saying “all is forgiven”

ROSEVILE, Calif. — An unexpected Christmas card from Pope Francis was delivered to veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor today. After wishing Batchelor a Merry Christmas, the Pope added Read more […]

Doug Batchelor launches “Santa isn’t real” tour of Adventist kindergartens

Adventist kindergarteners around the country have never been more enraged. The source of their anger appears to be famed Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor who has launched a whirlwind Santa Read more […]

Batchelor to defend Best Adventist Back Handspring title at Union College Acrofest

LINCOLN, Neb. — Unquestionably one of the fittest Seventh-day Adventist evangelists, Doug Batchelor will travel this week to Union College in Lincoln, Neb. to compete in of one the denomination’s Read more […]