Vatican Charging Adventists $666 For Tourist Visa

Vatican City — Adventists hoping to visit the Vatican are being charged a new “Theological Reciprocity Visa” fee costing $666. The fee allows Adventists free access to the historical sights Read more […]

Adventist Risk Management Bankrupt After Notre Dame Submits Fire Damage Claim

SILVER SPRING, Md. —  Adventist Risk Management has filed for bankruptcy after what it called an “apocalyptically-devastating insurance claim” filed by the Notre Dame cathedral this week. ARM Read more […]

GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists is asking members to stop drinking the coffee substitute Roma as the products name “sounds too Catholic.” Tray Poastuhm, Read more […]

Pope sends Doug Batchelor a Christmas card saying “all is forgiven”

ROSEVILE, Calif. — An unexpected Christmas card from Pope Francis was delivered to veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor today. After wishing Batchelor a Merry Christmas, the Pope added Read more […]

Pope visits General Conference to congratulate leaders on keeping ordination male-only

SILVER SPRING, Md. — On the morning of the first full day of his visit to the United States, Pope Francis paid a surprising visit to the General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Read more […]

Pope gets impromptu medical checkup at Manila Adventist Medical Center

MANILA, Philippines — Still acclimating to the heat and humidity after his arrival in the Philippines, Pope Francis paid a quick visit to Manila Adventist Medical Center (better known as Read more […]