Thousands of single Adventists furiously flirting on last GC day

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — With the doors of the ark-like Alamodome about to close for good on the San Antonio General Conference Session, single Adventists are swarming around each other in an all-out Read more […]

Slide Show: Reasons you’re still single if you’re an Adventist

There’s single for a season, and single for a reason. If you feel like your season of singleness has lasted an unusually long time, maybe it’s time to check out some of these reasons…

Slide Show: Are you Adventist-Hot?

Think you’re hot stuff? You may be surprised at what it takes to make an Adventist sweat. Take a look at the following and find out if you have what it really takes to make an Adventist all hot and bothered.

Woman has lowered standards enough to date that guy from church

GLENDALE, Calif. — Although it hasn’t been an easy journey getting to this point, Michelle Turner says that the next time that Ed from church asks her out, she might actually say yes. Turner Read more […]

Andrews students devastated that their mystery Valentine’s package came from Campus Ministries

A box of disappointment… BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — By mid-afternoon today, hundreds of Andrews University students had left bitter Valentine’s Day messages on Campus Ministries Department Read more […]

Southern student with box of Valentine’s carobs still hasn’t found a banquet date

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — As of early Friday morning, February 13th, Junior Chemistry major Fred Land reported still not having secured a date for tomorrow night’s Southern Adventist University Read more […]

Shenandoah Valley boys’ dorm to move to make room for Holy Spirit

NEW MARKET, Va. — Shenandoah Valley Academy has unveiled a major change to its campus map: Phanstiel Hall, the boys’ dorm, is relocating. Administration announced to students, parents and Read more […]

Super Senior at Walla Walla that has ‘dated everyone’ mulls transfer to Southern

Super Senior Jake COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Twenty-five-year-old Jake Newhall, a French Studies super senior at Walla Walla University, thinks it might be time to transfer to Southern. The reason? Read more […]