Heritage Singers to release hip-hop album
PLACERVILLE, Calif. — In what has quickly been branded as the biggest reinvention in Adventist music history, the Heritage Singers announced today that they will release a hip-hop album. Read more […]
SDA theme park in the works
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Impressed by the success of the Mormon-run Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii and the Christian theme park The Holy Land Experience in Florida, Seventh-day Adventist leaders Read more […]
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Burnt Oak Adventist Church cracking down on jewelry creep
Holland, MI – Not content to simply sit back and allow for the invasion of jewelry into Adventist congregations across North America, the Burnt Oak Adventist Church decided to get practical. “We Read more […]
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Dwight Nelson launches line of anti-aging creams
Berrien Springs, MI — Dr. Dwight Nelson has decided to answer the question that has been burning in the hearts of fellow pastors and parishioners alike: “Why does he never age?” The Andrews Read more […]
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Adventists rescued as practice ‘Run for the Hills’ goes wrong
photo by http://3.bp.blogspot.com SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A group of 28 exhausted Adventists has been rescued 24 hours after straying from a popular hiking trail. “We were on a hike that was Read more […]
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Brewery buys Adventist Hospital
AUNT JELENA, Fla. — In an unprecedented move, Aunt Jelena Hospital, formerly one of more than 40 hospitals in Adventist Wealth Systems, has been sold to Sierra Vieja Brewing Company. Management Read more […]
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New i-Wade device takes the guesswork out of Sabbath water activity dilemmas
image courtesy of campgroundsigns.com – click image for link WEIMAR, Calif. — A ground-breaking technological development is taking Adventist communities around the world by storm. Adventist Read more […]
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Amazing Fact: Doug Batchelor to join Dancing with the Stars
Sacramento, CA — In a surprise announcement, Doug Batchelor’s organization Amazing Facts has stated in a press release that Batchelor will be joining this year’s season of “Dancing With the Read more […]
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Washington Adventist University students forced to work phone banks as rumors grow of Ben Carson presidential run
TAKOMA PARK, Md. — The administration of Washington Adventist University has taken preemptive action in the event that Adventist former pediatric neurosurgeon Ben Carson officially enters Read more […]
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Spectrum Magazine wins international award for angriest comment section
ROSEVILLE, Calif. — In big news for the online version of what many call “MSNBC for Adventists”, Spectrum Magazine has won a prestigious Netty web excellence award for Angriest Comment Section Read more […]
