Adventist parents breathe sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake performs wardrobe malfunction-free Super Bowl halftime show

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Adventist parents across the United States breathed a collective sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake concluded his Super Bowl halftime show last night without a single wardrobe Read more […]

Adventist preacher introductions must clarify whether visiting speaker is single or taken

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist congregations around the world have been ordered to provide what church administrators call a “vital morsel of information” about visiting preachers. Any such Read more […]

Pregnancy scan tells Adventists if their baby will be a pastor, teacher or medical professional

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Adventist couples expecting babies have crashed registration sites for a new kind of pregnancy scan. The Sabatistascan allows Adventist parents to know with 99% certainty Read more […]

Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers at Loma Linda University’s School of Public Health have detected a genetic weakness in multigenerational Adventists that renders them “defenseless against the Read more […]

OBG – Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

Check out what we dug up from the archives:) SPONSORED LINKS Where single Adventists meet. Free 2-year membership. Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that Read more […]