Adventists called to be like Buddy in Elf: In the world but not of it

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are being urged by their denomination to watch or re-watch the movie Elf  this Christmas. The reason? The main character, Buddy (played by Will Ferrell), Read more […]

Adventist wilderness bunkers selling like crazy after North Korean nuclear test

THE WOODS — Since the latest North Korean nuclear test, Adventist wilderness bunkers have turned into the hottest properties on the real estate market. Previously the exclusive obsession Read more […]

Adventists welcome 2019 with Martinelli’s hangovers

EVERYWHERE — After an insane night of discount sparklers, veggie meat platters and non-alcoholic toasts, Adventists grogilly greeted the first daylight of 2019 with throbbing Martinelli’s hangovers. Early Read more […]