HEAVEN – Construction angels have been working overtime lately as an ultra-exclusive gated community in heaven takes shape.
The subdivision will only house Adventists and is being built so that residents think they are the only ones in town.
The walls around the subdivision have been fitted with mirrors so that Adventists continue to see what they have always seen and are not burdened by new ideas or insights from others.
Angels are under strict instructions not to leave any jewelry lying around as they put the finishing touches on residences. Instead, gold watches are being laid out as welcoming presents on every kitchen table.
Pantries have been filled with carob treats, none of which the angels felt tempted to so much as sample. Little Debbie treats were straight up banned.
Prepare to be surprised by AT1, a new, grace-focused gathering for Adventists
This is for GC Adventists only, the reform and free Seventh-day Adventists have their homes mingled with the faithful of all ages.