Kanye To Reinvent Baptismal Robes As President
Kanye West at the Vanity Fair kickoff part for the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival. Photographer’s blog post about this event and photo Los Angeles, Calif. — Vowing Read more […]
Category: Adventist Attire
Adventist Churches Not Re-Opening Until Everyone Gets Haircut
Finally. ADVENTIST WORLD — Conference and union leaders across the Adventist world have warned their churches will stay shut until their members get haircuts. “Lack of access to hair salons Read more […]
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Adventists Split On Whether You Should Dress Up For Online Church
Front row material. ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists are finding it impossible to agree on whether or not we should all be dressing up for streaming church. According to a survey by the Center for Read more […]
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GC Announces Adventist Pioneer-Themed Halloween Party
SILVER SPRING, Md. — For Halloween this year, General Conference officials are asking everyone to dress as Adventist pioneers again. “Channelling the Whites was so much fun in Battle Read more […]
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Nicki Minaj Announces Retirement, Donation Of Entire Wardrobe To Adventist Community Services
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Rapper Nicki Minaj followed the shocking announcement of her retirement with another tweet saying that she was donating her entire stage wardrobe to Adventist Community Read more […]
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GC Issues Rare Male Modesty Guidelines For Lederhosen-Loving Germans
SILVER SPRING, Md. — German Adventist men have received personalized letters from the General Conference imploring them to wear lederhosen that, at the very least, reach their knees. The Read more […]
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Queer Eye Decides to Make Over Weimar’s Dress Code
WEIMAR, Calif. — The fashionistas on Netflix hit Queer Eye have offered to take on an entirely pro bono project in doing a makeover of Weimar Institute’s dress code. The five grooming gurus Read more […]
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Compliant Line of Pantyhose Launched by GC
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Shortly after the General Conference of 2010 in Atlanta GA., then newly elected GC President, Ted Wilson, sent a memo to every female employee of the General Conference. Read more […]
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Wilson announces he is “done with neckties”
KATHMANDU, Nepal — Dressed head to toe in traditional Nepali fashion, General Conference President Ted Wilson announced today that he was “done with neckties.” Speaking live from Kathmandu, Read more […]
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Adventist Church mandates holiday dress code for members’ pets
SILVER SPRING, Md. — For the first time ever, the Adventist Church has established modesty standards for the holiday attire of pets belonging to members. “We know that our members like to Read more […]
