ADVENTIST WORLD — American fashion consultant Tim Gunn, of Project Runway fame, has been hired by the Adventist Church in a bid to improve the fashion choices of its members on Sabbath morning. Gunn Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Wearing jeans to church now comes with serious consequences. As of this Sabbath, denim wearers will automatically be handed reflective vests and sent into the church Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has forbidden members from getting patriotic finger nails for the Fourth of July. Dre Reei, the GC Director Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move aimed at encouraging “appropriate Adventist attire,” the Adventist Church has introduced a preferred seating policy to reward anyone wearing a Read more […]
UPTITE, Mich. — A Scottish Adventist visiting Michigan for the first time was chased out of Uptite Lane Adventist Church for what stone-faced deacons called “shameless cross-dressing.” Alastair Read more […]
ATLANTA, Ga. — The cloud of mystery hanging over Tom Brady’s Super Bowl LI jersey lifted today. The jersey which had gone missing soon after the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl turned Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a bid to end all debate about appropriate skirt-length for Adventist women, very old men who lead the church decided the only sensible solution is that Adventist skirts Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — A devout yet slightly odd third generation Adventist walked the streets of Berrien Springs this morning wearing elaborate, highly authentic-looking upper body armor Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Single Adventists faced with navigating the ultra-competitive world of equally-yoked dating have lately been clamoring for the ultimate competitive advantage: Adventist Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist Book Centers around the world are struggling to keep up with the onslaught of frenzied Father’s Day shoppers, desperate to buy the very latest in Adventist men’s Read more […]
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