Adventist Netflix Companion App Suggests Fast-Forward Scenes For Titles

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an attempt to “take the awkwardness out of movie night,” the Adventist Church has created HopStop, a companion app to Netflix. HopStop covers every show or movie on Read more […]

Netflix: Next Season Of The Crown To Feature GC Elections

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Netflix has made the decision to give the British Royal Family a break for the next season of hit series The Crown. The show will instead focus on the upcoming General Conference Read more […]

Adventist Dictionary Defines Labor Day As “Unsabbathy Sabbath”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The official Adventist dictionary that makes sense of everything from 1844 to “the daily” defines Labor Day for the first time in its latest edition. The volume defines Read more […]

GC: Natalie Portman Can Be Commissioned But Not Ordained As New Thor

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference has weighed in on the Marvel Studios announcement that Natalie Portmam will play Thor in the upcoming franchise installment “Thor: Love and Thunder.” Read more […]

“Glass Ceiling” Adventist Remake Of “The Office” To Be Filmed At GC

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Filming has begun for an Adventist version of hit sitcom The Office at the General Conference headquarters of the denomination. Titled Glass Ceiling, the show will feature Read more […]

Magic-Free Adventist Screening of Aladdin Lasts Five Minutes

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — An Adventist-appropriate version of Disney’s live action Aladdin re-make was screened on the campus of Andrews University last night. The screening, which took place Read more […]

GC Launches “Golden Watches” Alternative to Golden Globes

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference offices of the Adventist Church announced an Adventist answer to the Golden Globe awards yesterday. The brand new Golden Watch awards will “celebrate Read more […]