Adventists Launch Humility Olympics
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a bid to encourage humility among members, the Adventist Church has announced a brand new event on the denominational calendar. The Humility Olympics will feature Read more […]
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List of Adventist Royalty Published
SILVER SPRING, Md. — For the first time ever, a list of Adventist royalty has been published. The overwhelmingly male and graying list featured 1888 names, half of which were top-level church Read more […]
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Every Adventist claims to personally know Paul Lee after his Royal Wedding solo
https://youtu.be/odZ9GVuyfkc Adventist World — Within minutes of Paul Lee completing his stunning solo during The Kingdom Choir’s “Stand by Me” performance at the Royal Wedding, every Adventist Read more […]
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Fixer Upper Stars to head up Maranatha church construction
WACO, Tex. — Fresh off announcing that they are calling it quits with their wildly popular home renovation show, Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines have decided to try their hand at building Read more […]
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Mel Gibson awarded honorary Adventist membership for directing ‘Hacksaw Ridge’
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Famed actor and director, Mel Gibson is officially the first person to be awarded honorary membership by the Seventh-day Adventist Church. Although church leaders Read more […]
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115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics
VENICE BEACH, Calif. — An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing circles, crushed her competitors Read more […]
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Kings Heralds, Heritage Singers sing-off to settle rivalry
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A sing-off has been announced between the Kings Heralds and the Heritage Singers to settle a decades-old rivalry between the two Adventist gospel music groups. The hotly Read more […]
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Magic Johnson admits to authoring BarelyAdventist
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — After a mysterious silence of two years, the blogger behind Adventist humor and satire site BarelyAdventist has been revealed as retired American professional basketball Read more […]
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Hillary Clinton chooses Hyveth Williams as running mate
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — In a US election year unusually influenced by Seventh-day Adventist names, Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton has announced her vice presidential running mate: Hyveth Williams, Read more […]
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Adventist church brings back original purple logo to honor Prince
SILVER SPRING, Md. — As the world mourns the passing of music legend Prince, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has decided to honor the memory of the star by bringing back use Read more […]
