VENICE BEACH, Calif. — An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today.
Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing circles, crushed her competitors despite being a century older than most of them.
The 115-year-old, third-generation Seventh-day Adventist from Loma Linda put on a dizzying display of spinning acrobatics that left fellow competitors and crowds of fans stunned.
Logan trained for the World Breakdancing Olympics tirelessly, and had a huge group of supporters from Loma Linda, each of whom she had personally convinced that breakdancing was “exercise, not dancing.”
While accepting her gold medal, Logan credited her vegan diet and daily stretch n’ flex classes with keeping her in top “breaking” shape.
Asked what she meant by “stretch n’ flex,” Logan smirked, gave a little wink and then elaborated with two words: “Adventist yoga.”