BROOKLYN, N.Y. — In a US election year unusually influenced by Seventh-day Adventist names, Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton has announced her vice presidential running mate: Hyveth Williams, D. Min., long time Seventh-day Adventist pastor and current professor of Homiletics at Andrews University Theological Seminary.
Williams, the first black female pastor and the first female senior pastor in the Adventist denomination, is known for her dynamic speaking style and background story of overcoming incredible odds to reach her current succcess. Analysts say she was brougt on board the Clinton campaign to bring spark to a somewhat wooden candidacy.
A completely female ticket will likely cause a stir among voters as well. Clinton campaign staffer Zak Goldman said that of all vice presidential candidates considered, Williams stood out as the best compliment to the Clinton ticket.
“We thoroughly vetted the email habits of Williams before she was offered the job,” added Goldman.
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Finally, this year’s political situation is beginning to make sense!
FROM THE FRYING PAN TO THE FIRE.
From the fire to the lake of fire!
FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE TO DEATH….. AHH.
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
Good choice. One flaming liberal to another. Spare me another headache, pleeeeze!
Somebody go find my meds, I’m about to pass out. Woe iz me!!
Back to your padded cell, Richard.
PADDED CELLS ARE WARMER AND COZIER THAN THE STANDARD NON PADDED CELLS.
You go girl
I like the name of the Clinton campaign staffer “Zak Goldman.” Yup, Bernie says she is beholden to “Goldman Sachs” and other Wall Street firms. Maybe Dr. Williams could bring balance and zest to the ticket.
Darn it, I was hoping she would choose me! I would balance and enliven the ticket, and I would put a chicken in every pot. Yours truly, Burny Colonel Sanders
Hyveth Williams for President!
Say what? If anybody but Hellary is elected, I’m moving to Canada.
I figured out who “sevvy” is. He is Stu Redman. And Stu Redman is SDA Joe. And SDA Joe is Donald Dump. And he is Dump Trump.
You go, dude!
Back to the padded cell with Richard.
Hellary should pick Ted Cruz, now that he has suspended his campaign. Vote Clinton/Cruz 2016 !!! Two crackpots are better together. Hooray!
Another one bites the dust: John KaySick. Either Hellary or Trump should pick him for VP.
I have retreated to my padded cell. My shrink says it’s OK to bang my head against the eastern wall seven time a day. The warden says I may have visitors with proper clearance. Come on down!
I’ll visit you tomorrow, Richard, if they let me out of solitary confinement.