WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Linguistic Society of America has recognized ‘Adventist’ as a language unto itself. The organization says that the “astounding amount of jargon in the Adventist denomination Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Researchers at Andrews University who have been studying Sabbath morning children’s stories in Adventist churches have come to a shocking conclusion: The answer to 99% Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rolled out a new set of recommendations for healthy eating. At the top of its list of recommended meals is what the agency Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Playgrounds at Adventist schools, churches and residential facilities have instituted a formal ban on backsliding. The daredevil move which the denomination defined as Read more […]
MANILA, Philippines — US President Donald Trump and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte led heads of state from across Southeast Asia and beyond in singing the Adventist favorite chorus “Side Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — Effective this Sabbath, Adventist church bulletins will contain a gossip section. The new section will not be called “gossip” but will be incorporated into the church family Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Angels assigned to watch over Adventist church bureaucrats held an emergency meeting today as frustration over Adventist jargon reached what spokesangel Riseubuvit called “apocalyptic Read more […]
CRAWFORD COUNTY, Mich. — Camp Au Sable signed an unlikely kitesurfing instructor this week. Former President Barack Obama who has enjoyed his fair share of water sports since leaving office, Read more […]
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — President Donald Trump has blamed his awkward dance moves in Saudi Arabia on an Adventist dance instructor. The Commander-in-Chief was filmed taking part in a traditional Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church is mandating that a “Potluck Globe” image be added to all web or print materials designed by church entities worldwide. The Potluck Globe Read more […]
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