Slide Show: 9 signs you’re in for a long sermon

At some point(s), we’ve all had to sit through sermons that seemed to last forever. Here, some handy signs that enable you to spot when heavy winds are about to blow so you can sit in the back row and set sail early.

Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist Connection — Part II

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list, and who’s NOT on the list (Guess what: Ozzy Osbourne, Mark Mark Wahlberg and Jaci Velasquez are NOT connected to the Adventist church. But don’t let that stop you from singing “Flower in the Rain” in church, teenage girls.)

Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist connection — Part I

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list…

Slide Show: What to wear to church

In distress over how to dress in ways Adventist? Wipe thy brow, we’ll show you how. (*Please note: Rules do not apply in Hawaii and certain parts of Southern California, except in churches whose names include an ethnicity and/or Pauline church plant and in congregations where the mean age is 55.)

Slide Show: How to make a Haystack

Ah, haystacks: Beloved dish of NAD Adventists, bafflement to Adventists elsewhere and taco salad to everyone else. Haystacks are typically made with corn chips, protein (usually beans) and assorted vegetables and sauces. The possible combinations are truly mind-boggling and endless. Therefore we humbly present our method to creating this delectable layered feast (and by “humbly present” we mean: Do it this way or else.) So let’s make hay(stacks) while the sun shines!

Slide Show: Great Moments from Cradle Roll

We’re taking it back to the old school because we’re so cool (or old fools). So take a stroll down memory lane with us (or for those who have never been to cradle roll, prepare for sights that may amaze/terrify) and celebrate great moments from cradle roll.