Homer Simpson converts to Adventism
SPRINGFIELD, USA — Homer Simpson is now a Seventh-day Adventist. His new-found religious identity will be unveiled in the long-running show’s 28th season set to debut this fall. Much to the Read more […]
Category: Potluck
Adventist disfellowshipped after Rice Krispies found in his Special K Loaf
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Lifelong Adventist and faithful potluck contributor Chip Skeete was disfellowshipped from Collegedale Church after church elders discovered Rice Krispies in the Special Read more […]
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GC: Going to potluck without dish is a sin
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists released an update of its list of official sins. The list, which featured such sins as “opening your eyes during prayer,” Read more […]
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Adventist with zero spiritual gifts banished to potluck dishwashing duty
CHICO, Calif. — Sondage Mauvais of Chico Seventh-day Adventist Church was notified this week that due to the horrible scores on his spiritual gifts test, he has been assigned to doing the dishes Read more […]
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Adventist Church launches new “Potluck Finder” App
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Seventh-day Adventist Church released a Potluck Finder app today, aimed at streamlining the church visitation experience. The app allows baptized Seventh-day Adventist Read more […]
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Report: Adventists feel guiltiest after Sabbath potluck
SILVER SPRING, Md. — New data compiled by the General Conference Office of Archives, Statistics and Research shows that Seventh-day Adventists feel guiltiest after overeating at Sabbath potlucks. GC Read more […]
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Adventist Church: Sabbath potlucks must feature 28 dishes
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a rare potluck-related church policy statement, the General Conference has issued strict orders to Seventh-day Adventist churches worldwide regarding their potluck dish Read more […]
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Slide Show: 16 tips to navigate and conquer an Adventist potluck
We loves us some potluck, but the non-food aspects can prove to be a bit of a pickle: What to bring? Who goes first? Where to sit? We present 16 handy-dandy tips to answer these and other burning questions.
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Walla Walla University students orchestrate hunger strike to protest pre-noon classes
COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla University student leadership have organized a campus-wide hunger strike to protest “inhumane pre-noon classes” that Student Association President, Cody Read more […]
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Pre-blessed Big Franks to hit stores
NASHVILLE, N. Car. — The owners of the Worthington / Loma Linda brand are set to test a pre-blessed version of the popular Big Franks veggie links. “Today’s Adventist consumers are so busy we Read more […]
