Church leaders contemplating baby baptisms

SAO PAULO, Brazil — Plans to introduce baby baptisms were discussed at “Imagine the Possibilities,” an international Adventist Church Growth Conference held today. Baby baptism supporters Read more […]

Imposter prophet doesn’t last 30 seconds with EGW Bible

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The latest in a long string of wannabe prophets has been discredited by what church leaders are calling The Big Bible Test.  Nathaniel Wakely of Battle Creek, Mich. Read more […]

Andrews University reinstates gender-specific sidewalks

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Andrews University administrators have taken the unexpected step of reintroducing gender-specific sidewalks. Exclusively male and female sidewalks were commonplace Read more […]

Adventists forbidden from watching remainder of World Cup

“Brazil’s soccer World Cup has become the most divisive issue to hit the world church since drums,” said an urgent General Conference directive sent to pastors around the world.  “Any further Read more […]

Findings reveal most Pacific Union College faculty work part-time in wine industry

ANGWIN, Calif. — In response to rising complaints from faculty about remuneration, Pacific Union College has contracted with a third party to interview faculty about their salary expectations. Read more […]

Loma Linda grad suing medical school because he’s not rich yet

He can’t even… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Andrew Baxter, MD has filed a $750,000 law suit against Loma Linda University School of Medicine.  “Contrary to my expectations, I am still not rich Read more […]

‘Friend an Adventist’ runaway bestseller in Catholic bookstores

Friend an Adventist, a new guide to Seventh-day Adventists for Catholics, has debuted on the bestseller list of Catholic bookstores worldwide. The guide, which is aimed at promoting friendlier Read more […]

Majority of members claim Adventism is too expensive

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to an international survey of 10,000 Adventists conducted by the Andrews University Center for Statistical Analysis, 76% of Seventh-day Adventists feel Read more […]

Coffee maker scandal rocks General Conference building

SILVER SPRING, Md. — One of the biggest scandals in recent Adventist history erupted this morning when a coffee maker was discovered on the third floor of the General Conference building. The Read more […]