WARNING: Brexit Could Have “Terrible Consequences” For Newbold Cafeteria Menu

BERKSHIRE, England — In a last-ditch effort to stop Brexit proceedings, Newbold College had warned that the UK’s departure from the European Union could have “terrible consequences” on the menu Read more […]

Newbold Launches Fake British Accent for Americans Degree

BERKSHIRE, England — Newbold College unveiled the latest expansion to its academic offerings this month by launching a degree specifically aimed at students from across the pond. Fake British Read more […]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to wed in Sylvia’s Garden at Newbold College

BRACKNELL, England — Prince Harry and US actress fiancĂ©e Meghan Markle have announced that they will wed in Sylvia’s Garden on the campus of Newbold College. The couple said that Newbold, Read more […]

Trump cheers “terrific” Brexit, wants to invest in Newbold College

BERKSHIRE, England — In a surprise visit hours before arriving in Scotland for the opening of the Trump Turnberry golf resort, Donald Trump toured the campus of Newbold College. Standing Read more […]

Newbold College becomes first Adventist filming location for Game of Thrones

BRACKNELL, England — Unaccustomed to hosting more than Adventist conventions and the occasional student Shakespeare performance, the campus of England’s Newbold College appears poised for Read more […]