Trump cheers “terrific” Brexit, wants to invest in Newbold College

BERKSHIRE, England — In a surprise visit hours before arriving in Scotland for the opening of the Trump Turnberry golf resort, Donald Trump toured the campus of Newbold College. Standing Read more […]

Brexit sends rolling stone crashing into Nebuchadnezzar’s feet

LONDON, United Kingdom — Already well-known for its Rolling Stones, the United Kingdom aimed a devastatingly effective projectile straight at the fragile feet of Nebuchadnezzar’s statue yesterday, Read more […]

Brexit will force British Union Conference out of Trans-European Division

ST. ALBANS, United Kingdom — European leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church have warned British Adventists that if Brits vote for the UK to leave the European Union, the British Union Read more […]