If there's one thing Adventists are fond of, it's their veggie meat. And why not? Adventists were pioneers in the field of meat alternatives (aka "meat analogues." Blech. Good thing they stuck with the other title.) Plus, though the meat is faux, the enjoyment is real. Let's be honest: Veggie meat tastes nothing like their meat counterparts. But they still taste pretty good, especially the ones that substitute for the unclean meats. Mmmmm, clean-unclean (non)meat.