Off-Center Die Dot Infuriates Legalist
Berrien Springs, Mich. — Local legalist Judgy Jude hasn’t had a full night’s sleep or a Happy Sabbath since he saw this off-center dot die at his family’s New Year’s Eve party. The offensive Read more […]
Berrien Springs, Mich. — Local legalist Judgy Jude hasn’t had a full night’s sleep or a Happy Sabbath since he saw this off-center dot die at his family’s New Year’s Eve party. The offensive Read more […]
The “Blind Faith” Men’s Retreat ended today with an entirely eye-less crowd of men trying to find their way out of an auditorium. Speakers at the retreat had advocated a stridently literal Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Martha Dogood has spent the entirety of her life in Loma Linda and is the current world record holder for personally-earned Pathfinder honor patches (they fill up seven Read more […]
LONDON, England — The Adventist Church has set a Guinness World Record for the Christian church with the most rules. The Guinness organization had spent years tallying the rule count for Read more […]
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Local legalist and amateur unicyclist Wudfer Treeze rejoiced in the discovery of a new strip mall at which to practice his balancing act this morning. Treeze was delighted Read more […]
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