Off-Center Die Dot Infuriates Legalist

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Berrien Springs, Mich. — Local legalist Judgy Jude hasn’t had a full night’s sleep or a Happy Sabbath since he saw this off-center dot die at his family’s New Year’s Eve party.

The offensive die filled Jude with a sense of resigned gloom as he contemplated sharing this world for another year with whomever it was that headed up quality control at the die factory.

In the days and weeks since the party, the sloppiness of the dot placement gave his heart no rest despite the torrent of condemnation he expressed in a footnoted letter involving completely unrelated EGW quotes, that he express mailed to the manufacturer of the abomination.


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