CUPERTINO, Calif. — A team of Old Testament scholars recently hired by Apple have uncovered what they call “unmistakable evidence the first humans loved Apple products.” The previously unemployed Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS LOMA LINDA, Calif. — An interdisciplinary team of researchers at Loma Linda University announced today that they have perfected a blood test that can tell, without a shadow Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Old Testament scholars at the Andrews University-based Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary have confirmed that cracked iPhone screens are a direct result of The Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has announced plans to fill a full-scale Noah’s Ark replica with “every living beast” for a floating zoo theme park. The already-built ark replica Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist Risk Management has launched a major advertising campaign to drive sales of what a press release calls “Home Alone-style booby traps to enhance the safety of Adventists Read more […]
ST. GEORGE, Utah — “There’s good news and there’s bad news,” announced James Tuber, organizer of the International Conference on the Bible and Science which is hosting Adventist professors, Read more […]
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