Self-Supporting Adventist
You live somewhere far, far away from the city. Preferably in a cabin in the mountains. If you’ve really got it together, you have your own well. You homeschool your kids or send them to a school where they must work to pay for their tuition, either through farming or doing some kind of handicraft, oblivious and/or proud of the fact that your kid(s) are socially awkward. On Friday and Saturday nights you eat soups and hard bread.
There are Gladventists, Badventists, Madventists, Sadventists, Gadaboutventists, Fadventists, Radventists, Gayadventists, Xadventists and a few real Adventists scattered here & there. I’m in between, on the fence, grass might look greener on the other side Adventist. Can I get an AMEN? Woe is me!!
What about freeventists?
I’m a Millerite Adventist, or Madventist for short.