SILVER SPRING, Md. — A discounted guide to the Mark of the Beast has gone on sale at Adventist Book Centers for $6.66. Adventist customers have been warned to get their copy of the guide while there is still time. An ABC statement about the book said that it is light and travels well in times of trouble. Customers were warned that the guides could only be paid for in cash as chip-enabled cards were “completely against the spirit of the point we are trying to make.”
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SOUNDS LIKE A REAL DRAG OF A BOOK TO READ.
WELL IT SEEMS THE SDA DENOMINATION IS GOING MAIN STREAM, AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY, I MEAN, WE ALL WANT TO FIT IN AND WE DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ODD BALLS, RIGHT? AT WHAT COST?
THE CHURCH LIKE OUR COUNTRY NO LONGER HAS A BACK BONE. WE CONFORM TO FIT IN SO THAT WE ARE NOT SHUNNED FOR BEING THE ODD ONES. HOLLYWOOD GUIDES FASHION AND LIFESTYLES AND THERE IS TREMENDOUS PEER PRESSURE TO ACCEPT.
IN THE OLD DAYS, IF YOU WERE GAY YOU STAYED IN THE “CLOSET” TO AVOID RIDICULE, NOW IF YOU ARE CONSERVATIVE, POLITICAL OR RELIGIOUS, YOU STAY IN THE “CLOSET” TO AVOID THE RIDICULE.
LOMA LINDA UNIV. THAT ONCE FINE INSTITUTION IS NOW PROMOTING CONSUMPTION OF MEAT AND DAIRY PRODUCTS AND OPEN ARMS ACCEPTANCE AND INTEGRATION OF THE GAYS.
NOW, I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN NOR A GAY. I EAT MEAT AND LOVE A GOOD WOMAN. I HAVE A GUN AND I AM BASICALLY YOUR AVERAGE NORMAL AMERICAN. I AM SDA THOUGH AND ACCEPT THAT EACH CLUB (DENOMINATION) GETS TO MAKE THEIR OWN RULES, BUT DONT GIVE ME THAT DUNG ABOUT THE SDA HAVING ALL THE TRUTH AND BEING THE ONLY “CHURCH” WITH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND LIGHT. A “TRUE AND GOD GUIDED CHURCH WOULD NOT BE A MONEY HUNGRY, POLITICAL CONFORMING, SPINELESS, HYPOCRITICAL ORGANIZATION.
STOP FINANCING THE SDA. GIVE TO THE NEEDY FROM YOUR OWN BUDGET.
Correct! The SDA church is NOT the only “one true church” and is not the only one with “the Truth.” Jesus Christ — and only Jesus Christ — is the way, the Truth, and the life. God will not save denominations into heaven; He will save individuals. When you stand at the pearly gates, God will not ask “Were you an SDA?” He will ask: “Do you love me?” (“Lovest thou me?”).
The SDA Church and all of its Adventist Book Centers have been infiltrated with Jesuits. Rome has not denied this. Look it up on YouTube. Over 28 percent of the authors sold on ABC shelves are either Jesuits or have some secret connections with Jesuits. You claim to be the “people of the Book” but you are being duped and fleeced.