16 ways to spread Adventist gossip

Start a whisper campaign

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Why bother with official announcements when really, titillating news spreads better (and distorts quicker) when whispered from pew to pew.... (photo via deviantart.com)


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  1. The “prayer request” is the classic method of Christian gossip. The participants can feel smug in spreading their tales cloaked in ecclesiastical garb. For example, “No, I didn’t badmouth Bro. Jones. I didn’t assassinate his character. I didn’t gossip. I just said he desperately needs our prayers because he’s having an affair with the pastor’s wife!”

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