16 ways to spread Adventist gossip

Invite the wrong friends to church

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These emo kids are sure to get some faithful souls talking about the sad state of youth culture today. Maybe they need a church invite? (image via Wikipedia)

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  1. The “prayer request” is the classic method of Christian gossip. The participants can feel smug in spreading their tales cloaked in ecclesiastical garb. For example, “No, I didn’t badmouth Bro. Jones. I didn’t assassinate his character. I didn’t gossip. I just said he desperately needs our prayers because he’s having an affair with the pastor’s wife!”

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