Trump promises to slash price of haystacks guac/salsa in half with US-Mexico trade deal

Take a YUGE bite
Take a YUGE bite

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump hailed an “incredible” new trade deal with Mexico today and surprised Adventists, in particular, by saying that the deal would, “make Ben Carson’s people really happy as it cuts the price of haystacks guacamole and salsa in half.”

The president revealed that the promise of more affordable haystack ingredients had helped power him through the “YUGE” negotiating hurdles that had threatened to derail his efforts.

Trump said that although he hoped to renegotiate trade with Canada as well, that was a lot less urgent,  “as Ben tells me no good potluck dish ever uses Canadian ingredients.”

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