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You are NOT Adventist, but a member of some crazy, cultish offshoot with names that have some association with wood, like Shepherd's Rod or Branch Davidians. Although NOT an Adventist, you sneak into lobbies of Adventist churches to hand out tracts to unsuspecting passersby.
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There are Gladventists, Badventists, Madventists, Sadventists, Gadaboutventists, Fadventists, Radventists, Gayadventists, Xadventists and a few real Adventists scattered here & there. I’m in between, on the fence, grass might look greener on the other side Adventist. Can I get an AMEN? Woe is me!!
What about freeventists?
I’m a Millerite Adventist, or Madventist for short.