SLIDE SHOW: How to show off Adventist-style

We know you are modest at heart. But sometimes it can be useful to spark up a humdrum church lobby exchange with some seriously impressive Adventist street cred. How? Let us be your guide.

Bust out your Pathfinder swag

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  1. Ray Kraft

    I’m so amazingly modest at heart! I’m gonna spend the next 24 slides showing you how amazingly modest I am! I do modesty better than anybody! I even do modesty better than Donald Trump! And that’s world-class modesty fer sure!

  2. Will Tedson

    The show-off tip in slide 8 is wonderful. Think of these special Adventist foods:
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Haystacks
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Special-K Loaf
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍ Little Debbie’s snack cakes
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍Postum
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍Carob
    ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ • ‍Fri-Chik / Veja-Links / Veggie Burgers
    Eat them, and you will surely go to heaven!‍ ‍ (Hezekiah 3:16)

    1. Maryland Monroe

      I read that Bible verse, and I agree: you will go to heaven if you eat those SDA foods, but only if you eat a lot of them, and nothing but them. Let’s have a toast to that, with a cup of hot carob!

  3. richard mills

    May I take a moment of your valuable time and ‘splain these so called photos? Thank you, I will. PIX 1-I wore 2 sashes once. Very clumsy, very heavy, too many questions about the badges. PIX3-I’ll take the blond. PIX 4-The only discussion at pot luck is the pot luck food or what is presented as food. PIX 8-Fritos is the only way to go. No substitutes. PIX 9-As the world turns-the waves will wash it away and I will begin at square 1. PIX-10-All VB tastes terrible no matter the distance. PIX 11-Almond milk? It contains 30 g of sugar to make it sweet. PIX 12-That Bible belongs to my wife’s deceased grandmother up in Maine. Yes, It is heavy. PIX 14-don’t forget to bring along the cell phone. PIX 21-tart knot is a bight on a bight on a double hitch.. PIX 22-Pathfinders need to learn from the military on how to march not dance around. PIX 24-Look to Uriah Smith and his desk & wooden leg. Now I are a good, upright, shoot from the hip SDA.
    DO I hear a LOUD AMEN?? Woe iz me.

  4. kari Jean Ann

    one sda woman last month said that she never ingests almond milk. He asked why and her answer was that it was full of carcinogens. He asked as to how she knew that and she said that it says right on the carton……”carrageenan”….maybe in a strange way she was right

  5. Kaleb

    Iced Postum? WOW, who knew?

    Time of Trouble escape plans? I had a friend that used to run about like a headless chicken…guess he was practicing.

    Not being a Pathfinder? Shocking. If I can hit the pause button, I can get my first 4 scarves….Busy Bee, Sunbeam…etc.

    Don’t need to comment on Signs of the Times everwhere or everywhere. Seems all the old folk got that running commentary covered.

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