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GC Launches “Inquisition 2.0”
Religious Liberty, Unity

GC Launches “Inquisition 2.0”

By sevvy August 29, 2018 August 29, 2018  Great controversy misread 4

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Citing “powerful inspiration from religious history” the General Conference has launched what it calls the Inquisition 2.0. The new effort will comprise of five oversight Read more […]

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Adventists completely united in desire for new iPhone
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Adventists completely united in desire for new iPhone

By sevvy September 13, 2017 September 13, 2017  agreement, togetherness, unity 2

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere united in prayer this week. Church administrators marveled as members of hugely diverse cultural and theological persuasions joined hands and hearts Read more […]

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GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document
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GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document

By sevvy May 18, 2017 May 18, 2017  DONE 4

SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference officials looking for a way to encourage widespread adoption of the ideas behind the “Unity” document, have hired Chuck Norris. The action star was Read more […]

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