Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

SILVER SPRING, Md. — If Adventists ever needed a good reason not to bring their phones to church, here’s one: If your cell phone rings in an Adventist Church from this coming Sabbath onward, Read more […]

Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

SILVER SPRING, Md. — High heels are a thing of the past as far as the Seventh-day Adventist Church is concerned. In a memo released this morning, church leaders banned heels in church for Read more […]

Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

SILVER SPRING,Md. — Seventh-day Adventist churches around the world are being fitted with single-occupant isolation pews this week. The pews are the latest attempt by church leaders to combat Read more […]

Clapping sound heard from rocks as Adventist leaders ban church applause

SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference officials were both alarmed and genuinely annoyed this morning to hear a loud clapping sound coming from rocks around the huge building housing the Seventh-day Read more […]