Biden Grills Harris On Pathfinder Pledge & Law Ahead Of Loma Linda Campaign Stop

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Within hours of announcing California Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden cleared his schedule to test his VP on what he called “real basic Adventism 101 stuff” ahead of a campaign stop in Loma Linda, California.

Biden reportedly drilled Harris on her knowledge of the Pathfinder pledge and law, ensuring the senator could recite both perfectly before speaking to a majority-Adventist crowd and pretending to like a Roma Frappuccino.

Although neither politician claimed to understand what it meant to “keep a level eye,” Biden promised to keep a song in his heart as long as Loma Linda residents went on the right errand come election day and voted for him.


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