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Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism
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Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

By sevvy January 15, 2017 January 17, 2017  you snooze, you splash 3

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Claiming that Sabbath morning church services are starting to resemble a mass slumber party, Adventist church leadership announced formal punishments for repeat church nappers: Read more […]

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