Sour-grapes Seattle churches denounce competitive sports after Super Bowl

SEATTLE, Wash. — Senior Adventist pastors from across greater Seattle were called together for emergency meetings yesterday. One day after the Seattle Seahawks were defeated in the Super Read more […]

NFL Commissioner Converts to Adventism, Super Bowl Champs to Receive Watches

GLENDALE, Ariz. — In a major shake-up for Superbowl Sunday, the NFL commissioner has just announced that the winning team’s players will be awarded watches this year instead of Super Bowl Read more […]