21 Things that Turn An Adventist On:
21.) Mere availability.
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We have seen concerns about extra poundage, inferior hygiene habits and 5 different baby mamas go out the window when this Holy Grail of attributes is present. Because what use is an eloquent, funny, piano-playing youth pastor/doctor from Europe that cooks if s/he is married? (Photo via pixabay)
Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted.
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A medical degree helps best
The MRS degree most certainly helps. Photo #12-Think Joel Osteen. More relevancy. I have seen many SDA’s in the audience. #14 photo-skip the pot lucks-YUCKY!!. #19. I defy anyone, anywhere to beat my wife’s Special K vegameat loaf. Best stuff you ever ate!. We never bring it to a pot luck. The dish would be empty in seconds. No second helpings for anybody!! Woe is me.
Regarding “looks good without makeup.” Sure, it’s great when a lady is innately pretty, but the Bible is OK with some tasteful enhancement of beauty: http://www.GodLikesJewelry.com
Regarding “great preaching skills,” I often see congregants shake hands and say “Good sermon, pastor!” — but if you ask them what the point of the sermon was, they can’t recall. Remember the old question, “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” How about: “If a pastor gives a sermon and no one recalls what he said, did he preach?”