LOS ANGELES, Calif. — A rapidly recovering Lamar Odom has announced a new career move from his suite at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The retired pro-basketball player has signed a contract to head the Athletics Department at La Sierra University as soon as he is physically fit to start.
Odom, who was discovered unconscious in Crystal, Nev. in mid October, has sworn off all manner of drug use, the suspected cause of his collapse. The estranged husband of reality star, Khloe Kardashian has firmly signaled his intention to turn a fresh page.
“La Sierra is all about giving people second chances,” said the university’s human resources department in a written statement. “We pitched the position to Lamar and were happily surprised that he was game.”
Odom believes that the new role, while not entirely lucrative, will allow him to give back to society in a positive way and, as Odom’s spokesperson, Porfa Ayúdalos mentioned, La Sierra’s Golden Eagles men’s and women’s basketball teams could use Odom’s assistance.
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“Porfa Ayúdalos” is a good name for his spokesperson. I agree, “please help them.” Those teams could really use his help. . . . But will he have to remove that “heathen necklace“?
HIS ASS-SISTANT IS GONNA BE DENNIS RODMAN.
Hey man, you just wont leave the brother alone, will ya?
GUESS NOT. MY KNEE IS FULLY GROWN, AND HAS BEEN HURTING SINCE MY WALK TO VEGAS.
Not only that, Ben Carson might also pick Lamar as his VP running mate. But in reality, Carson is sunk; he has been exposed as being interested only in money and having no real intentions of getting elected as President: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/11/ben-carson-running-for-president.html
In a speech at the Nixon Library, Ben Carson said many Americans are stupid. The crowd laughed, oblivious to the possibility that he might have been referring to them. http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2015/11/03/donald-trump-more-gop-candidates-should-exit-2016-race/
I SHOULD RUN, I HAVE NO SINS.
YEAH, BUT YOU JUST RAM OUT OF RAMS, SO YOUR UP THE CREEK.
Odom has nothing to offer LaSierra. He still owes the big bucks to that “hotel” in Vegas. Odom needs to come clean off his drugs. Maybe LaSierra will be able to pay it off. Is it possible for Chole to start a cheering team? Morale boosting is very important. Attendance will be at an all time high. Wait-what does the SOP say about sports & competition? Oh, that’s old school stuff-no credibility. Woe is me!!