LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Miley Cyrus, the risk-embracing host of this year’s MTV Video Music Awards has announced that as she is in charge of tonight’s proceedings, she will be “taking a wrecking ball to business as usual.” Claiming the awards last year were lacking in energy, Cyrus is promising to inject adrenaline into tonight’s show by bringing in unusual, surprise acts. None of the surprise performers will be more of a shock to Seventh-day Adventist viewers than beloved Adventist violinist, Jaime Jorge.
“He mostly just plays super churchy stuff,” said Cyrus, “but the guy is a total rockstar and we need to switch up our sound to keep things fresh at the VMAs. Otherwise it’s just the same line-up every year.”
When asked to comment on the news that he would be playing violin at the VMAs, Jorge admitted that, “this isn’t going to be my usual revival series routine.” Although he made no mention of pieces he might perform he said that he would be staying far away from the controversies that seem to always plague the VMAs. “There’s no way Kanye is going to interrupt me mid-performance. I’ll use my bow if it have to.”
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