Inclusivity Win: GC Exec Ordains Woman As Secretary

Questionable victory

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an absolute first for the General Conference, a woman has been ordained in the building.

Vice President For Anachronisms, Gammal Gubbe, performed the ordination in a third floor kitchenette earlier today, marking the occasion as a giant leap forward for GC inclusivity.

Gubbe said that the ordination entrusted to his new employee the solemn obligation of all his filing. He added that his hire had the highest authority to screen his calls and keep a pot of extra-strength Pero brewing.


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  1. Richard Mills

    Gammel Gubbe’s name translated is Gooble deGoop. I was ordained by a mail order clergy organization. No WO issues here. All for one. One for all.
    MAGA-Make Adventism Great Again at Indy GC 2020.

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