Church Board: There Is No Problem A Committee Can’t Solve

ADVENTIST WORLD — The church board at Spinwheel Community Adventist sent out a memo of encouragement to membership today reminding them that no matter how bad things got, they could face the future with confidence, knowing that committees were the answer to everything.

In the message, board chairperson Delly Berrate said there simply was no problem that a committee – and enough Pero to sedate a horse – could not solve.

“Whenever we feel we are up against something we can’t handle as a congregation, we should remind ourselves we have never faced a challenge we haven’t been able to talk to death in committee,” said Berrate.

“We have nothing to fear for the future save we forget how committees have bored us past caring about our problems in the past,” she added.


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  1. Marcy

    You are right. The professed omnipotent church will sail to glory on a white cloud of victory and discover too late, that they have reached the gates of hell.
    There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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