SILVER SPRING, Md. — On the eve of Annual Council, church officials have unveiled a nuclear weapon on the stage of the GC auditorium.
As a white sheet was pulled off the warhead, officials attempted to calm shocked onlookers saying that it was “merely a preventative measure” to make sure things didn’t get out of hand during the week of meetings.
“We are a bunch of pacifists who wouldn’t dream of using this thing under any normal circumstances,” said Drastic Measures Secretary, Doss Knott. “But since we’ve got some sensitive stuff to talk about this year we thought a little leverage wouldn’t hurt.”
Knott promised nothing bad would happen as long as the rebel unions learned to play nice in the sandbox.
“Our goal is to keep Annual Council as boring as it always is,” said Knott. “If the trouble children behave those launch codes will remain untouched on the third floor.”
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This story is NOT FYUNNY in light of what just happened in Las Vegas. Very insensitive!!
Even I agree that this story is inappropriate and insensitive at this time. But it does make a point: that the GC dictatorship is like NK.
Hahaha hilarous 😀
Bye bye Scandinavia (that includes me xD )
I will not stop at anything, until everyone thinks just like me. Any hint of dissent, and you will be banished to the labor camps of door-to-door Ingathering. “Unity” at any cost! (Even at the cost of conscience or liberty!)