BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Andrews University announced this morning that in addition to its well-known academic scholarships available to qualifying students of any major, it will waive all tuition costs for Art majors. In a press release this morning, administration attributed the new free tuition policy to “a realization that Art majors will never repay their loans.”
Although the university has warned that it will have to cap the amount of Art majors it can admit each year, administrators say that the free tuition is offered to Art students “on compassionate grounds.”
“Let’s be real,” said Andrews spokesperson, Solo Ramen, “Art majors may be able to land enough work to cobble together rent money split three ways on a one-bedroom apartment but the chances of these guys repaying their loans are worse than those of a seminarian finding a vespers date.”
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