Wilson Sets Up Nominating Committee Of One To Replace Jackson

BFFs SILVER SPRING, Md. — Calling North American Division president Dan Jackson, his “brother from another mother,” General Conference President Ted Wilson acted quickly as Jackson’s official Read more […]

Adventist Drive-In Theater Churches Feature Priority Angel Parking

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Autokino_Hueckelhoven.jpg#mw-jump-to-licenseImage Credit: ErriTollsten ADVENTIST WORLD — As more and more Adventist congregations have turned to drive-in Read more […]

Contactless Footwashing Coming To An Adventist Church Near You

Showers of blessing… SILVER SPRING, Md. —- When Adventist Churches finally re-open, members can expect to see a slew of changes on Sabbath morning. One of the areas that will never be Read more […]

Shopping In Masks Leads To Increased Wine Sales in Adventist Hotspots

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Adventists are reportedly thrilled at being able to buy wine locally, by taking advantage of the acceptability of surgical masks while shopping. A Loma Linda liquor Read more […]

Andrews Prophecy Experts Warn Against Predicting Day Or Hour Coronavirus Lockdown Will End

BERRIENS SPRINGS, Mich. — As everyone from President Trump to your Aunt Mildred chimes in with predictions of when coronavirus lockdowns will be lifted, Andrews University prophecy experts are Read more […]

Adventists Split On Whether You Should Dress Up For Online Church

Front row material. ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists are finding it impossible to agree on whether or not we should all be dressing up for streaming church. According to a survey by the Center for Read more […]

You Won’t Be Going To Your Local Cheesecake Factory Any Time Soon. Watch Union College Students Sample Weird And Wonderful Cheesecake Instead.

https://youtu.be/GreZcdTqMDA Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for making us all hungry when nothing’s open😂 [NO QUICK REMINDER] SPONSORED LINKS You’ve had your fix of Read more […]