Not many people outside of the denomination realize that Adventists come in all flavors and types. We're rainbow sherbet, not just raspberry sorbet (and yes, maybe we were a little hungry as we wrote this.) But no matter where you fall on the spectrum, everybody is welcome! (Note: There are sure to be more types than the ones presented here. Feel free to suggest more in the comments section.)
Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted.
I bet some of us regular B.A. readers are in category # 18. Keep up the good work, sevvy!
A warning to all fellow BA’ers: always read the fine print! I was taken to the emergency room last week. They handed me a stack of papers to sign. When I got better, I read them and discovered that I had “agreed” to give the hospital my car, my house, and my wife. If only I had read the fine print! I never would have agreed to give them my car and house!
I heard that Badventists also eat rattlesnakes and snails, not just squid and octopus.
The really, really bad ones also eat tarantulas and black widow spiders.
Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Lutherans don’t recognize the Pope as head of the church.
Baptists don’t recognize each other in the liquor store.
Adventists don’t recognize each other in Walmart 1 minute after sunset on Friday evening.
Some Adventists don’t recognize themselves in the mirror after drinking too many Martinelli’s!
How about: “Washington D.C. Adventist” = one who is so corrupt that he makes California Adventists look like saints.
How about “Las Vegas Adventists” = no one knows for sure, because “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
I like the one about brand-new Adventists being like children in a candy store, “only the candy is made of carob.”
Isn’t this a repost? Could have sworn this was a repost.
Well, it was worth it if it was!
Yes – “OBG” in the title means “Oldie, but Goodie.”
Hahaha I really liked it. Somehow accurate.
Everybody likes it. Even Donald Tramp would like it!
Even Killary would like it!
“Most people overestimate what they can do in one year, and underestimate what they can do in ten years.” – Bill Gates
YO, BA- I am all of the 18 pix and yet I am none of the 18 pix. I’m sorta mixed up Adventist. Like the food at the Golden Corral, I like to pick & choose. Especially the desserts-Little Debbies with the chocolate fountain flowing all over the cakes. I have been to all 18 sites. Many of those SDA’s look familiar. Is there a Pathfinder Honor for all this stuff? I want one ASAP! Woe is me!!
Yo Richard, don’t worry about a Pathfinder honor. You’re way to old for that stuff!
11 is probably the most barbed one. It recognizes that we don’t have a lot of intellectuals in our denomination but we often pretend that we do.
One is enough.
Slide 15…Is that Margaret Gray from CA?
Slide 2….I grew up getting a bath on Friday night; however these days I prefer to shower on Sabbath morning. I don’t need to haul water in nor warm it on a wood stove and I certainly don’t need to dump it outside when I am done. These things that were steps/work in Sister Ellen’s day.
One bath per year is enough.
Your sins will find you out. Out of the DNC chairmanship, that is.
D.C. Adventist makes California Adventists look like saints–Unless you’re talking about Sabbath keeping