SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to ensure “streamlined compliance with new policy,” the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has filed an application for infallibility with the Vatican.
The infallibility permit would allow the GC to craft binding policy “without all the back-and-forth of floor debates,” said GC Unity Enforcement spokesperson Ben Edictus.
“We don’t have a lot of time here and there is something about infallibiity status that helps people fall in line faster,” said Edictus.
While he stressed that GC officials had already done their honest part to exude an air of infallibility, Edictus said that official status from Rome “would help seal the deal.”