COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a completely unprecedented innovation, chicken sandwich chain Chick-fil-A has announced plans to open its very first vegetarian restaurant on the campus of Southern Adventist University.
Newly-appointed Chick-fil-A Veggie Division spokesperson Noes Pollo said the chain decided to product-test its vegetarian line at Southern because of Collegedale’s “well-documented weakness for fake chicken.”
Pollo said that Chick-fil-A market researchers had never come across a community that took to frying, barbecuing and even eating raw varieties of vegetarian chicken with as much enthusiasm.
“It borders on religious devotion,” said Pollo, who added that the chain had expansion plans ready in case the Southern experiment is a success.
“If this works we will be expanding to another town I’ve never heard of,” said Pollo.
Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists who want to change that status wanted.
The most important question is whether the franchise will be open on Sunday.
AH, NO. THAT IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION, FIRST OF ALL THEY ARE BAPTIST, NOT JEWISH.
Will they be closed on Saturday and Sunday?
It would undoubtedly be closed BOTH Sabbaths and Sunday’s, but would open from one hour after sundown Saturday night to midnight to recoup (or re-coop) sales from serving binge veggie-chicken-eaters.
SUNDAY IS OUR SABBATH. WE WORK SIX DAYS THEN REST ON SUNDAY.
IF THEY ARE VEGETARIAN, THEY MIGHT BE HIPPIES AND NOT SDA. AND IF THEY ARE HIPPIES, THEN ODDS ARE THEY ARE ATHEIST, PAGAN, POT SMOKING HOMELESS AND SHAMELESS FOLKS WITH STRONG BODY ODOR.
THERE IS AN INTERESTING BOOK CALLED “VEGETARIANISM AND THE OCCULT” CHECK IT OUT.
Noes Pollo? LOL
Noes = similar to knows
Pollo = Chicken in Spanish
No Es means “it is not”
Pollo of course is “chicken” so the name in English is “it is not chicken”
OK RAY, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE: LDKIVH DIHGOE DHHJO JNOKO DKOFEE LKERH.
Let me make a correction:
Noes = No es = Spanish for It’s not
Pollo = Spanish for Chicken
Noes Pollo = It’s not chicken
Very clever and funny
I’m gonna open a fast food joint down in Collegedale for deep fried
Lilttle Debbies. I will be open on Sundays an one hour after sundown each Sabbath, local time. This is a win-win situation. The Grand Opening will be about October 22, 2016. Woe iz me!!
This is actually a great idea. They could use Sam’s chicken! Everybody in Collegedale loves Sam’s chicken.
They proclaim Christ and seem blessed as they defend christian principles.
Has this chick file A opened? If it succeeds how about opening one in Keene, TX?