Walla Walla Engineering professor struggles with IKEA shelf assembly

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Frank Nova, a newly-tenured professor of Engineering at Walla Walla University, is reportedly at his wit’s end after 48 hours of grueling work on an IKEA bookshelf for Read more […]

Walla Walla administration resigns as PUC is ranked top place to find a spouse

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — That didn’t take long.  Less than a week after Adventist news organizations started to report that Pacific Union College was the only Adventist college to rank as a top Read more […]

Walla Walla unveils holding cells for seniors with unpaid bills

BREAKING NEWS COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — “Telling seniors they won’t march for graduation if they haven’t paid their school bills isn’t working,” said Will Lockem, spokesperson for Walla Read more […]

Walla Walla campus cop arrested for (badly) impersonating an officer

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla Campus Safety officer Doug Holster was arrested by College Place police late last night in what the local police department is calling “the last straw in a Read more […]

Walla Walla sells Nursing student contact info to single pastors

BREAKING NEWS COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Citing duty to do their honest part to perpetuate the time-honored tradition of Adventist pastor/nurse marriages, Walla Walla University’s Marketing Read more […]

Amazon to do drone delivery testing on Walla Walla campus

SEATTLE, Wash. — Immediately following today’s announcement that the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has cleared Amazon to test drones for online delivery, the company announced Read more […]

Super Senior at Walla Walla that has ‘dated everyone’ mulls transfer to Southern

Super Senior Jake COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Twenty-five-year-old Jake Newhall, a French Studies super senior at Walla Walla University, thinks it might be time to transfer to Southern. The reason? Read more […]

Walla Walla offers scholarships to students with biblical names

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — If your name happens to be Sarah, Seth or Jeremiah, Walla Walla University has a late Christmas miracle of an announcement for you. Effective this Spring Quarter, Read more […]

Walla Walla University Church to get sleep cam

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla University Church is introducing its latest technological investment next Sabbath: a sleep cam. A dedicated camera operator will scan the congregation for Read more […]

Walla Walla University students orchestrate hunger strike to protest pre-noon classes

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla University student leadership have organized a campus-wide hunger strike to protest “inhumane pre-noon classes” that Student Association President, Cody Read more […]