Southern to expel any student wearing green this St. Patrick’s Day

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — “We are neither Irish Catholics nor drinkers at this school and by not wearing anything green tomorrow we are going to avoid even the appearance of evil,” explained Read more […]

Southern student with box of Valentine’s carobs still hasn’t found a banquet date

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — As of early Friday morning, February 13th, Junior Chemistry major Fred Land reported still not having secured a date for tomorrow night’s Southern Adventist University Read more […]

Oakwood and Southern announce merger

// Post by Oakwood University. HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — In an historic move for Adventist education, Oakwood University and Southern Adventist University have announced a merger of the Read more […]

Foreign exchange student “speaking in tongues” kicked out of chapel at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — A school-wide chapel service was disrupted today at Southern Adventist University when a team of Campus Safety officers stormed the stage of Collegedale Church to remove Read more […]

Prison Ministry Trainees to get field practice with Southern’s students

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — The North American Division has chosen to send all trainee prison ministry specialists to earn their field study credits by ministering to students at Southern Adventist Read more […]

Southern Adventist University ends all fundraising as student fines already make enough money

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a first for Adventist educational institutions worldwide, Southern Adventist University’s Advancement Department has announced an end to all fundraising activities effective Read more […]

Southern to launch holy kissing campaign

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Ahead of the first day of classes Southern Adventist University has created a new slogan for the 2014-2015 school year: “Holy Kissing.” Students will be encouraged to Read more […]

Southern to introduce electronic tagging for all students

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University Administration has decided to introduce electronic monitoring of all students starting this Fall Semester. Students are asked to report Read more […]

Southern to send all slackers as student missionaries

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University unveiled bold plans to send all of their confirmed “slacker” students oversees for year-long mission assignments. Lazy students have been Read more […]