20 in 20 Pathfinders don’t know what “keep a level eye” means

None of these Pathfinders have any idea what it means to “keep a level eye.” SILVER SPRING, Md. — World Pathfinder leaders are raising the alarm following the results of an international Read more […]

General Conference halts talks between Pathfinders and Scouts

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Amid fears of budding ecumenism within their ranks, Adventist world leaders have begun cracking down on various General Conference departments that have engaged in conversations Read more […]

Soaring toiletry costs panic Adventist families as Soap Craft Pathfinder honor makes comeback

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Panicked Adventist parents from around the world have been bombarding the General Conference Youth Department with news of skyrocketing family toiletry costs. The reason Read more […]

Sharp rise in cost of haystack chips forces cancellation of Oshkosh Pathfinder Camporee

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — For the first time in the event’s history, the International Pathfinder Camporee held in Oshkosh, Wisconsin has been canceled over a supplies issue. Plans for Read more […]

Adventists named ‘World’s Worst Dancers’

  PARIS, France — Seventh-day Adventists have been officially identified as the World’s Worst Dancers.  The finding comes as a result of a five-year study by a team of sociologists Read more […]