Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists
The following is a list of things sure to get under an Adventist’s skin. But count it all joy, friends: Trials bring about character!
Category: North American Division
“Over my Dead Body” ceremony unites church leaders in opposition to losing their positions at the 2015 General Conference Session
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a hastily-arranged yet highly somber break-away session from this year’s Annual Council meetings, Adventist leaders from around the world held up miniature coffins Read more […]
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Ted Wilson and Dan Jackson to go on 7-day cruise to “work on the relationship”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Despite reports of tensions between General Conference President, Ted Wilson and North American Division President, Dan Jackson, the two Adventist leaders have issued a Read more […]
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Slide Show: 9 signs you’re in for a long sermon
At some point(s), we’ve all had to sit through sermons that seemed to last forever. Here, some handy signs that enable you to spot when heavy winds are about to blow so you can sit in the back row and set sail early.
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Boring pastors forced to use laugh track for sermons
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist church members that notice more laughter than usual in their services may have the North American Division to thank. Effective next Sabbath, a number of churches Read more […]
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Loma Linda University Church asks members to pre-wash feet on Communion Sabbaths
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Loma Linda University Church has kickstarted a campaign to promote what it calls an “Adventist Innovation.” The idea in a nutshell: All members must carefully wash their Read more […]
